1 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:10,900 All right, best man woman, how's my bachelor party coming? Oh, William, I 2 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:12,840 think I've outdone myself this time. Yeah? 3 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:14,060 Yes, okay. 4 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:18,320 Okay, first, we're gonna start with pin the bunny tail on the centerfold, and 5 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,900 then we're gonna segue into karaoke. 6 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:21,580 That's party gold. 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,840 You're kidding, right? No! Oh, and I think everyone is really gonna love the 8 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,000 ricky -ticky bachelor punch. 9 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,140 I might even spike it. 10 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:31,940 I was afraid of this. 11 00:00:32,420 --> 00:00:34,040 I want you to hire these two girls. 12 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:36,310 Now they're twins and they bring their own mud. 13 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:39,970 My girlfriend. 14 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:41,870 My girlfriend. 15 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:44,310 They're too big a thing. 16 00:00:45,570 --> 00:00:48,190 My girlfriend. 17 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:49,410 My girlfriend. 18 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:52,790 They're too big a thing. 19 00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:56,010 My girlfriend. 20 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,560 from the top of the closet, pillows from the bottom. Yeah, and the duvet off my 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,060 bed. Lynn, why don't you and your sisters just stay here? 22 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,040 Finally, it took you all day to get a clue. 23 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:19,880 Lynn, why are you tripping over your sister's coming anyway? 24 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,800 Family is family. Okay, you do not have to impress them. 25 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,940 Oh, but it's the first time they're coming to L .A. for gotcha day. 26 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:27,500 Gotcha what? Gotcha who? 27 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,720 Gotcha day. 28 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:33,240 That a white people custom? 29 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:37,000 No, it's an adoption custom. It's the day that my adoption became legal. 30 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:40,160 Usually I go home to celebrate, but this year they wanted to come down here. 31 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:42,820 And, well, can't keep you guys apart forever. 32 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,920 What's wrong with them? 33 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,480 What? Nothing. 34 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:53,540 I mean, Hillary's great. And Tanya, well, Tanya's Tanya. 35 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,480 Oh, hell. What? 36 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:57,580 She's uncomfortable around black people? 37 00:01:57,780 --> 00:02:00,780 No, no, no, no, no. She's very comfortable. 38 00:02:02,259 --> 00:02:06,200 Tanya's one of those people that's... Well, you know, if you don't like her, 39 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:09,320 just keep it to yourself, because I really, really want you to like her. 40 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:13,000 Lynn, Lynn, sweetie, you know what? We all have relatives with issues, right? 41 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,840 Like my Uncle James, who became my Aunt Janice, who now thinks he's Mexican. 42 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,700 Well, we would get to you. I needed some help, but shoot, he makes the best damn 43 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:22,700 salsa. 44 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,860 You know what, Lynn? Just relax, okay? 45 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,420 We love you, and we're gonna love your sisters, okay? Do you feel better now? 46 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,860 Well, half better. 47 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:34,300 I'm just not completely sure that they'll like you. 48 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,540 Uh, bitch, what's wrong with us? 49 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:38,340 Maybe that. 50 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:43,920 Not everybody knows that your bitches have love in them. Yeah, Maya, I didn't 51 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,940 hear the love the first few times you said it to me. 52 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,300 That's because it wasn't fair, bitch. 53 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:53,420 Well, I love you too, heifer. Oh, I think I'm going to cry. 54 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,400 No, no, no, Maya, really? 55 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,560 Keep the bitches to a minimum. 56 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:03,400 And Tony, try not to be so judgmental. And Joan... Oh, what? 57 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:06,020 Come on. I don't have any issues. I'm perfect. 58 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:08,980 Therein lies your issue. 59 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,000 Everybody, we're here! Hi! 60 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:22,640 Okay, uh, Joan, Tony, Maya, this is my sister, Tanya, with, uh... 61 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:26,080 I hate her already. 62 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:30,240 You guys are one sister short. Where's Hillary? 63 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,440 She had an anxiety attack on the plane. They had to escort her off. 64 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:37,400 Oh, well, that's okay. Come on in. Make yourself comfortable. 65 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:38,860 But not too comfortable. 66 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:42,580 You know, last time I told a thirsty sister to make herself comfortable, she 67 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:43,740 stayed for eight years. 68 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,080 Of course, she was welcome, and so were you. 69 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,580 Okay, can I take your bag? 70 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:50,840 Sure. Thank you. 71 00:03:52,780 --> 00:03:54,060 Maya, right? Yeah. 72 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,640 Girl, you brains are tight. Who hooked you up? 73 00:03:57,140 --> 00:04:00,580 Oh, well, thank you. My cousin Ronnie, he has a shop on Crenshaw called 74 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:04,040 Situations. Do you think he could fit me in? Girl, I need to do something with 75 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,280 this mess on my head, because I can't have his L .A. brothers see me look all 76 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,280 toe -up. 77 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:13,260 Hey, uh, Tanya, check out Joan's African art collection. 78 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,279 Joan, interesting pieces. 79 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,700 Azanda, Yoruba. 80 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:23,020 Girl, you better keep your legs together with all these fertility idols you got 81 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:24,020 all up in here. 82 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:29,680 Yeah, Tanya knows. She spent a couple of years touring Africa studying tribal 83 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:33,340 rituals. More like spent a couple of years touring with Eric if I do learn to 84 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,340 wrap that head. 85 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:39,300 I don't recognize this one. Where's it from? Pier 1. 86 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:45,100 Yeah, I got that one for her. Cute and on a budget. Been there. Girl, do there. 87 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,400 Okay. 88 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:53,200 to see you honor your African roots because Lynn had me believing you were 89 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,320 Martha Stewart. I was all ready to come in here and school. 90 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:56,820 Girl, 91 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:58,960 you are too funny. 92 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,140 Yeah, and obviously exhausted. Hey, let me show you your room. 93 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:04,580 Okay. 94 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:08,720 What's up, Bettina Marie? 95 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:14,380 You know what? Obviously, Lynn wasn't lying when she said Tanya's not 96 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,980 uncomfortable around black people. Okay, well, you know what, y 'all? 97 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,680 I think Tanya's cool. She's just wigging, that's all. 98 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,140 What? She's a wigger. 99 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:26,940 You know, a white person trying to act black. Y 'all ain't no secret. 100 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:28,700 White people love us. 101 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:34,220 Well, I don't like it when white people try to act black. Hell, I don't like it 102 00:05:34,220 --> 00:05:35,340 when black people try to act black. 103 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:37,840 What is acting black, anyway? 104 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,260 Like, anyone can define that. 105 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,840 Well, I may not be able to define it, but I know Chaka Blonde ain't it. 106 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,080 William, about your bachelor party. 107 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,120 I've been receiving a lot of regrets. 108 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,700 Well, I know Michael Edwards is coming. Oh, yeah, he called. He said he's 109 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,920 happier getting married. He's actually surprised because he didn't think your 110 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,140 mama would let you, but no, he's not coming. 111 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,500 What about Timothy Murphy? 112 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,900 Murphy. Oh, Murphy. 113 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,540 Prisoner number 024601. 114 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:08,840 Yeah, not available. 115 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,040 Please send cigarettes. 116 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:15,400 Just cut to the chase, Joan. Who is coming? Oh, well, it's me, you. 117 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:19,160 Your Uncle Harvey, who's bringing the magic tricks, the guy who waxes your 118 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:23,040 Oh, and I'll know about Yorgie from the mail room as soon as I find my checked 119 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:24,040 English dictionary. 120 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,360 June, look, let's just cancel it. 121 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:28,740 No. 122 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:30,040 William, you can't do that. 123 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:31,840 Come on, it's your bachelor party. 124 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:37,700 And I could really use a break from Lynn's sister, Tanya. She's kind of a 125 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,980 little... a lot getting on my nerves. 126 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,940 Really? What's wrong with her? 127 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:44,260 Apparently, she's a wigger. 128 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,260 The absurd, Joan. The Whig Party disbanded in 1856. 129 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,360 Dang, girl, you outdid yourself. 130 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:02,980 Cornbread, fried chicken, black -eyed peas, greens, and potato salad, okay? 131 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:05,520 you know what must be good, because I don't eat just anybody's potato salad. 132 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,040 Yeah, hello, you never eat mine. 133 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,360 That's because you need to take out them capers and put in some relish. 134 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:13,260 Curse you. 135 00:07:13,610 --> 00:07:17,530 Nobody makes potato salad like me. The secret is all in the bacon grease. Damn. 136 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:20,530 Now I know the secret. I guess you're gonna have to kill me. 137 00:07:22,770 --> 00:07:25,270 Joan, we gonna get some music up in here or what? 138 00:07:25,550 --> 00:07:27,790 Yeah, I was thinking something mellow. Maybe Enya? 139 00:07:28,350 --> 00:07:30,230 Oh, hell no. 140 00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:35,330 All right, what about the new Britney Spears CD? 141 00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:36,710 No, Joan. 142 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:40,390 Sugar, I need some hip -hop. Some I can dance to. 143 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:42,150 I need to work this meal off. 144 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:45,160 Brothers like a big butt, but they don't like it too big. Ain't that right? 145 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,840 Tony, you're going to leave his sister hanging? 146 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,220 Okay, you know what? That's enough. 147 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:54,140 I'm sorry. Tony, come here. Just have some more potatoes. There ain't enough 148 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,480 potato salad in the world. 149 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,360 Tonya, you're white. 150 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,540 And? Stop acting black. 151 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:05,340 Oh, damn, guys. Let's not get into this, okay? No, no, no, no, no. 152 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,500 Les, I want to hear what the sister has to say. 153 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,880 That, you see? That right there. 154 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:14,160 That's acting black. and you need to stop. You're a sister. 155 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,680 Not a sister. 156 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:17,180 You're an er. 157 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,640 Er, er. 158 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,020 Not an ah. 159 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,820 Ah. Ah. 160 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:27,080 You're not acting like an ah with all that white hair stitched into your head. 161 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:29,660 Okay, wait a minute. 162 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,700 Wait a minute, all right? The hair is Korean. 163 00:08:37,799 --> 00:08:41,360 And what about you, huh? Put that little do -rag tied up on your head. 164 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,520 We only get one black drama per decade. 165 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:53,920 Y 'all keep this up, they're gonna cancel soul food. I just got showtime. 166 00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:00,280 Look, Tanya, we just want you to be yourself, okay, so that we can get to 167 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,280 the real you. 168 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:06,820 You don't have to impress us by cooking soul food and listening to hip -hop and 169 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:07,820 trekking through Africa. 170 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,360 It's just a little too much. 171 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:10,700 Too much what? 172 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,880 Too much black, and we need a break. 173 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:17,860 Look. If it upsets you that someone white acts more black than the two of 174 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:19,720 combined, then that's on you. 175 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,300 Okay, you know what? 176 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:29,180 Y 'all just need to let this girl be who she is. 177 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:33,900 Tanya's okay, all right? There are plenty of girls like her in my 178 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,600 Yeah, guys, it's a multicultural world. 179 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:40,560 I mean, isn't it a sign of progress that the lines between cultures are 180 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:43,160 blurring? Les bleurs, c 'est moi. 181 00:09:44,910 --> 00:09:47,770 Okay, well, you know what? The blur can stay, but I'm not going to be insulted 182 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:49,730 in my own house. So, Tanya, you've got to leave. 183 00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:55,070 Or, um, to put it in your chosen language, she's kicking your ass to the 184 00:10:03,890 --> 00:10:06,910 And then Tanya accused me of not being black enough. 185 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:08,390 So I kicked her out. 186 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:09,710 Wow. 187 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:12,610 When white people tell me I don't act black, they think it's a compliment. 188 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,300 When black people tell me I don't act black enough, it's a criticism. This is 189 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:19,940 the first time I've ever heard of a white person criticizing a black person 190 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:20,940 not being black enough. 191 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:22,580 You know what this means, don't you? 192 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:24,720 The white people are getting confused. 193 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:31,560 I say we run to a bank and get some loans while the getting is good. 194 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:33,780 Oh, no. 195 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:35,820 But she is my sister. No. 196 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,950 I really would like everyone to come to my gotcha day dinner. Well, then have 197 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:42,530 Tanya come early and let me know when she's gone and I'll come by. 198 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,150 You're a hard woman, Joan. 199 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:46,570 Therapy work. 200 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:53,350 Oh, no. 201 00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,550 Ronnie, your braid isn't tight. 202 00:10:54,770 --> 00:10:55,770 Girl, I've got to. 203 00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:59,730 Your hair is fine. Not enough curl to lock a braid in, so I've got to do it 204 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:00,729 tighter. 205 00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:04,210 Remember, girl, for beauty, you must stop. 206 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:13,300 said stories. When I first met her, she was running around like, Mama, please do 207 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,300 my hair. 208 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,760 How about you, girl? Why is your lip stuck out? 209 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,199 What happened? 210 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,620 Joe didn't go for it? No. 211 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:24,740 Look, Tanya, I know Joan is overreacting about this whole thing, but I'd really 212 00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:26,560 like everyone to get along for my gotcha day. 213 00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:28,960 Could you just be the bigger person and apologize? 214 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:32,480 Lynn, I'm not going to apologize for being me. 215 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:36,360 And look, I'm your sister. They're not your sisters. Gotcha day is the day that 216 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,640 we got you, not the day that they got you. So if they don't feel like coming, 217 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:43,100 But you can still come, Maya. You're an honorary sister. 218 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:47,340 Well, girl, if you invite my cousin, I'm coming, too, because Ronnie does not 219 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,340 miss a party. Okay. 220 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,920 Oh, oh, oh, Peaches, that's my song. 221 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:53,260 Turn it up, turn it up. 222 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,740 I've been waiting. 223 00:11:58,820 --> 00:12:05,760 Maya Denise 224 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,920 Wilkes, what kind of situation did you bring up in Situation? 225 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:15,470 What? Somebody better get her, because Peaches got a hot comb in his hands, 226 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:16,570 okay? 227 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:19,250 But, Matt, girl, you know that I... No, no, no, no, no. 228 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:21,710 I know that you crossed the line. 229 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:23,250 Girl, what were you thinking? 230 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:24,650 She wasn't thinking. 231 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:29,470 Look, look, everyone, I'm really sorry. I am so embarrassed outside. 232 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:35,370 What? 233 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:49,989 A word. 234 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:53,450 It's a part of the hip -hop culture. It doesn't even mean anything anymore. 235 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:55,630 You cannot be that stupid. 236 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,790 It doesn't mean anything anymore. Why is pizza still holding that hot comb? 237 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:08,410 Tanya, all my life, I've been trying to rationalize why you are the way you are. 238 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,010 But the fact is, I don't know why. 239 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:11,610 And I don't really care anymore. 240 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,270 You've gone too far this time. 241 00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:14,530 You're not black. 242 00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:16,550 Stop trying to be black. 243 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,519 It's a trip. 244 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,980 All of a sudden, you're the authority on what's black? 245 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:26,780 You. Two years ago, you were a biracial grunge girl. And a couple years before 246 00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:29,660 that, you were just some preppy white girl. That doesn't matter. 247 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,940 Because when you use that word, only one of us gets hurt. 248 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:37,640 And there is pain behind it that you will never know. 249 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,120 Tell her. 250 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,600 There's plenty of hotels by the airport. 251 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,200 Why don't you go find one? 252 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,000 No, she didn't. 253 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,260 Yes, she did. 254 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,180 In front of God and peaches. 255 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:02,500 Well, I just want to go on the record and say I hated her first. 256 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,240 With her phony ass. 257 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:09,880 Thinking all we do is go around rolling our necks and shaking our... Well, you 258 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,880 know what I mean. 259 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:16,440 All this time, I've been calling her my wigger and she's been thinking of me as 260 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,440 a... 261 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,640 I've been bamboozled. 262 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:25,740 Where is she now, Lynn? I don't know. Magic Johnson Theaters, Magic Johnson 263 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,380 Starbucks, Magic Johnson's house. 264 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,260 Lynn. I don't know. 265 00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:31,920 She's a grown woman, Joan. 266 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,720 Do you know this much? She's out of my life. 267 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,560 She's your sister, Lynn. 268 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:38,700 She's not mine. 269 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:39,760 Okay, you don't mean that. 270 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,920 When did you suddenly get all pro -Tanya? 271 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,660 You're the one who kicked her out first. 272 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,020 Yeah, but she's not my sister. 273 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,200 Okay, he might not be the one you want, but he's the one you've got. 274 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:49,880 You need to work this out. 275 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,280 I don't know you. 276 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,660 I didn't agree to have him down. 277 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:01,700 Don't get your hopes up too high. 278 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,420 This trick is a hit or miss. 279 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,020 And ta -da! 280 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Miss. 281 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:17,870 William, don't go. Don't go. Look, I don't want to cry in front of two people 282 00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:18,649 barely know. 283 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:19,710 I'm so sorry. 284 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:23,690 I really wanted this to be special for you, and I've let you down. 285 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:24,950 Yeah, you did. 286 00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:25,970 Oh. 287 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:31,530 No, I guess it's just easier to blame you than it is to face the fact that I 288 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,530 don't have any friends. 289 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:33,890 Good night. 290 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,010 Hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute, pal. 291 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,690 Turn up! 292 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,980 I heard somebody actually wanted to marry you, Dent, so I just had to come 293 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:49,939 for myself. 294 00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:50,940 Congratulations, pal. 295 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,320 Guys, I love you! 296 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,360 All right, that's enough. Save some for your bride. 297 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,240 Oh, my God! 298 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,460 Norman and Lamar! Hey, what's going on, guys? Let's go! 299 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,860 Oh, my God! 300 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,820 Oh, my God! I can't believe you can even show your face around here, man. 301 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:31,640 been drinking let's catch up yeah you did i can't believe you do all this for 302 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:37,480 me oh come on i'm your best man woman did you really think i'd let you down no 303 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:44,240 john you're the best you're leaving right yes i'm 304 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:49,700 going now don't mess up my house don't mess up my house excuse me hey william 305 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:52,220 heads up you don't want to miss your show 306 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:38,790 I made the plane, but her luggage did. 307 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,590 You look ridiculous. 308 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:45,510 I feel ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as I felt when I hurt you. 309 00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:48,430 I'm sorry. 310 00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,170 Oh. 311 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,010 I'm sorry for leaving you on Crenshaw with a bunch of angry black people. 312 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:56,350 Were we cool? 313 00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:57,890 No. 314 00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:02,910 But you're my sister, and I love you. I love you, too. 315 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,360 What is all the flavor about anyway? 316 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,940 Well, I started off doing it for you. 317 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,439 For me? 318 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,360 Yeah. Lynn, how many black kids were there growing up in our neighborhood in 319 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:21,100 Seattle? Including me, one. 320 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,940 And how many in our high school? 321 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:27,080 Including me, one. 322 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:32,300 And how much effort did Mom and Dad put into exposing you to African -American 323 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:36,400 culture? Oh, don't put this on them. They're great parents. Sure they are, 324 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,440 they dropped the ball in that one area, so I made it my mission to pick up the 325 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,300 flag. Well, all you ever did was embarrass me. 326 00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:46,160 Don't mind me how different I was from everybody else. 327 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,560 Why didn't you ever tell me that? 328 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:53,060 Maybe I was a little too busy trying to be white so nobody would notice I was 329 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,060 black. 330 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:59,360 Do you remember when you were going through your Valley Girl phase and I 331 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,180 you down and made you watch Ruth? 332 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,460 I think of Chicken George. 333 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,780 So all of this was for me, huh? 334 00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:15,320 I may have started out trying to help you, but in the process, I found myself. 335 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,480 Lynn, this is me. 336 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:24,660 I mean, not this, but I love black culture. I love hip hop. I love 337 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:27,160 and potato salad made the right way. 338 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:30,480 Ooh, and don't forget how much I love the brothers. 339 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,460 Well, you've had enough of them. 340 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,720 Oh, ain't that the pot calling the kettle black. 341 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,300 It'd be still cool if I say that, right? 342 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:49,800 I want to make a toast to my baby sister. 343 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,740 The day we brought you home, our family became complete. 344 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,800 We loved you then, and we love you even more now. 345 00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,940 Lynn, I'm happy we got you. 346 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,259 Gotcha, too. 347 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:04,260 And to Lynn. 348 00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:07,460 You guys, I think I'm going to cry. 349 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:12,160 And to my other sisters, I just want to apologize one more time for everything. 350 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,040 Tiny, we told you everything was cool when you treated us, Peaches, and my 351 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,140 cousin Ronnie to drinks at Magic Johnson's Friday. 352 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,960 Oh, I think I'm going to cry again. My family's getting along. 353 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:28,200 Hey, you guys, now that we're being all open -minded and tolerant, you guys want 354 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,200 to hear my new Inyo CD?